White People Jokes

Short White People Jokes

Q:Why are asprins white?
A: Because they work!

Q: What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
A: The NBA.

Q: Why shouldn’t white people go swimming?
A: Crackers get soggy when wet.

Q: What’s white and fourteen inches long?
A: Absolutely nothing!

Q: What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
A: Snow.

Q: What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A: A Dope Ring!

Q: What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
A: The PGA tour.

Q: What did the white guy do before his blood test?
A: He studied.

Q: What’s the difference between a white man and a snake?
A: One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

Q: How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, white men will screw anything.

Q: What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A: A white girl’s ass!

Q: What do you call a white bitch shaking her ass?
A: An ironing board with massage features.

Q: How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
A: None, white girls can’t screw.

Q: What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
A: Crackers with cheese.

Q: What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
A: Both are stuck up cunts.

Q: How do white guys satisfy their wives?
A: They hire a pool boy.

Q: How did the white boy come out of the grocery store with a six pack?
A: He walked in and paid for it.

Q: What do you call a swarm of white individuals at the University of Maryland torching the city?
A: A Maryland title.

Q: What do you call a swarm of white individuals in Alabama?
A: A lynching.

Q: What do you call a swarm of white individuals in Detroit torching the city?
A: A hockey triumph.

Q: What do you call a white man in court?
A: The legal advisor.

Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A: A casualty.

Q: What does a white lady make for supper?
A: Reservations.

Q: What is the scariest thing about a white individual in jail?
A: You know he did it.

Q: Why did the white man visit the moon?
A: He heard that the Indians had arrived there.

Long White People Jokes

1. On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is Asian, one is Mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The Asian walks to the ledge and says, “This is for all my people” and jumps off the roof. Next, the Mexican walks to the ledge and also says, “This is for all my people”, and then he jumps off the roof. Next, is the black guy’s turn. The black man walks to the ledge and says, “This is for all my people” and then throws the white guy off the roof.