Nigger Jokes

Short Nigger Jokes

Q: Why is a nigger white under his feet and under his palms?
A: Because everyone has something good within them.

Q: Name the five white parts of a nigger.
A: The palm, the foot sole, the eyes, the teeth and the owner.

Q: What is the difference between a trampoline and a nigger?
A: You take your shoes off before stepping on a trampoline.

Q: When can a nigger no longer run?
A: When the chain tightens.

Long Nigger Jokes

1. A nigger says to his doctor: “Why is it each time I have sex with a white girl my eyes hurt.”
Well, you are probably allergic to pepper spray.

2. Two niggers say to the man at the hot dog stance: “Two roasted please.”
The man replies: “Yes, that part I understand. However, what do you want to eat?”