Chinese Jokes

Short Chinese Jokes

Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha Ching!

Q: How do you blindfold a Chinese person?
A: Put floss over their eyes.

Q: How do Chinese people name their babies?
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

Long Chinese Jokes

1. I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!” Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”