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Nigger Jokes

Short Nigger Jokes

Q: What’s the difference between a nigger and a park bench?
A: A park bench can support a family.

Q: Why is a nigger white under his feet and under his palms?
A: Because everyone has something good within them.

Q: Name the five white parts of a nigger.
A: The palm, the foot sole, the eyes, the teeth and the owner.

Q: What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
A: You’d call them niggers

Q: What’s the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A: Snow tires don’t sing when you put chains on it.

Q: What do niggers and apples have in common?
A: They both hang from trees.

Q: What is the difference between a trampoline and a nigger?
A: You take your shoes off before stepping on a trampoline.

Q: Why are black people afraid of chainsaws?
A: Because chainsaws go: “RUN- NIGGA RUN- NIGGA”

Q: When can a nigger no longer run?
A: When the chain tightens.

Q: How do you keep a nigger from going out at night.
A: Pour more gasoline on him.

Q: 5 niggers drive off a cliff in a Cadillac. What’s wrong with this scenario?
A: A Cadillac seats 6.

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Long Nigger Jokes

1. A nigger says to his doctor: “Why is it each time I have sex with a white girl my eyes hurt.”
“Well” the doctor replied, “you are probably allergic to pepper spray”.

2. Two niggers say to the man at the hot dog stand: “Two roasted please.”
The man replies: “Yes, that part I understand. However, what do you want to eat?”

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