Short Misc Jokes
Q: How many Jews can you fit in a car?
A: 2 in the front 3 in the back, and 6 Million in the ashtray
Q: What’s the difference between 6 million Jews and 6 million dollars?
A: I would care if I lost 6 million dollars.
Q: There’s a Mexican and a black person in the car, who’s driving?
A: The cop
Q. What’s the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A. One doesn’t scream in the oven.
Q: What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A: A northern fairytale begins “Once upon a time …” A southern fairytale begins “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit …”
Q: What is faster than a Jew running from a German Soldier?
A: The German Soldier
Q: What’s 8 miles long and has a combined IQ of 56?
A: A Parade in Saudi Arabia.
Q: What’s the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?
A: A boy scout comes home from camp.
Q: A black, a Mexican, and a Russian are on top of a building. Who jumps off first?
A: Who cares?
Q: How do you teach Arabs to change a light bulb ?
A: You can’t. They all just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.
Long Misc Jokes
1. There were three guys in Hell – Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, “A call from Hell to Hell is local.”
2. Do not be racist; be like Mario. He’s an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
3. A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?”
“Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
4. Q:What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
Q:What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A Mudslide
Q:What do you call a bunch of Black people running down a hill?
5. Reporter: “Excuse me, may I interview you?”
Arab Man: “Yes!”
Man: “Abdul Al-Rhazim.”
Man: “Three to five times a week.”
Reporter: “No no! I mean male or female?”
Man: “Yes, male, female… sometimes camel.”
Reporter: “Holy cow!”
Man: “Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general.”
Reporter: “But isn’t that hostile?”
Man: “Yes, horse style, dog style, any style.”
Reporter: “Oh dear!”
Man: “No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.”
6. On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is Asian, one is Mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The Asian walks to the ledge and says, “This is for all my people” and jumps off the roof. Next, the Mexican walks to the ledge and also says, “This is for all my people” and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy’s turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, “This is for all my people” and then throws the white guy off the roof.
7. Riyadh, Saudi Arabia (Associated Press Release) – A tragic fire this morning destroyed the personal library of Abdullah bin Abdulaziz al Saud, the King of Saudi Arabia.
The fire began in the Royal bathroom where both of the books were kept.
Both of his books have been lost.
A spokesman said the King was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.