Mexican Jokes

Short Mexican Jokes

Q: Why don’t they teach drivers ed and sex ed on the same day in Mexico?
A: Because the donkey needs a days rest

Q: Why do Mexican kids eat tamales on Christmas?
A: So they have something to unwrap.

Q: Why can’t you play UNO with a Mexican?
A: They steal all the green cards.

Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Q: What did the little Mexican boy get for Christmas?
A: My bike.

Q: How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighbourhood?
A: The Blacks get car insurance.

Q: What is a Mexicans favourite sport?
A: Cross Country.

Q: Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner?
A: So they can take bubble baths.

Q: How come Mexicans drive lowriders?
A: Because they’re to short drive anything else.

Q: What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
A: Quatro Sinko

Long Mexican Jokes

1. A Mexican is being interviewed by the cops for doing drugs and the-the cop says “how high are you” and the Mexican replies “no no officer it’s hi how are you.”

2. There is a black man, a white man, and a Mexican man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane to save them from crashing. The black man throws out his Jordan shoes and says, “We have too many in our country.” The Mexican tosses out his lawn mower and says, “We have too many in our country.” The white man puts his item down, grabs the Mexican, throws him out the window and says, “We have too many in our country.”

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