Welcome to Racism Jokes!

The site who believes the only thing worse then Racism is the faux outrage and professional offence taking that has gotten out of control. Humour is a weapon that tears down walls and if a racist joke offends you the problem is not the person saying it but you. So please, PLEASE don’t read any further if you are looking to take offence, for everyone else enjoy some good old fashioned fun where we try to make fun of everyone.

Latest Jokes

Black Jokes

Q: Why don’t black women where underwear to the picnic?
A: Someone’s gotta keep the flies off the chicken

Q: What is the most difficult day in the Ghetto?
A: Father’s day.

Q: Why don’t blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: KFC isn’t open on holidays.

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Chinese Jokes

Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha Ching!

Q: How do you blindfold a Chinese person?
A: Put floss over their eyes.

Q: What does a Chinese person say when they spill soup on you?
A: Miso sorry.

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Mexican Jokes

Q: Why don’t they teach drivers ed and sex ed on the same day in Mexico?
A: Because the donkey needs a days rest

Q: Why can’t you play UNO with a Mexican?
A: They steal all the green cards.

Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Misc Racist Jokes

Q: What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A: A northern fairytale begins “Once upon a time …” A southern fairytale begins “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit …”

Q: What’s the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?
A: A boy scout comes home from camp.

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He’s an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

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White Jokes

Q: Why are asprins white?
A: Because they work!

Q: What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
A: The NBA.

Q: What’s white and fourteen inches long?
A: Absolutely nothing!

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