Short Chinese Jokes
Q: What does a Chinese person say when they spill soup on you?
A: Miso sorry.
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian Phone Call, Wing, Wing, Halo?
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha Ching!
Q: How do you blindfold a Chinese person?
A: Put floss over their eyes.
Q: How do Chinese people name their babies?
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.
Q: What do you call a Chinese drive-by?
Long Chinese Jokes
1. I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!” Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”
2. “Ahhh she’s so cute she looks like her mom, dad, sister, brother, neighbor, and the rest of China”Loading Likes...